WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Hugh Monteith 1:41 Mon Sep 14
name these players
These are the nicknames.
You just add the real names .

Stag.
Fester.
Puffer.
Spindle.
Ticker.
Cat.
Stretch.
Jack.
Muffin.
Budgie.
Basil.
Tonka.
Rat.
Hadleigh.
Jackie.
Thunderbolt.
Lightfoot.
TC.
Wozzer.
Chippie


Now then that's 20 and they are all legit.

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pdbis 2:54 Fri Sep 18
Re: name these players
I and many others used to refer to Dowie as Quosimodo as he was absolute shit.

Hugh Monteith 9:47 Fri Sep 18
Re: name these players
DOWIE was known as Bart Simpson.

Sarge 9:28 Fri Sep 18
Re: name these players
Wasn't Iain dowie the professor on account of his a levels?

Hugh Monteith 4:21 Fri Sep 18
Re: name these players
I believe that in the early days of our club we had a player nicknamed gattling gun and another nicknamed Bubbles.

Can anyone clarify or confirm .

On The Ball 9:01 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Trick question.

They're ALL Mark Robson.

norwaytips 8:44 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Muffin (the mule) John Bond
Budgie Byrne
Puffer Hurst
Ticker Boyce
Jackie John Dick?

cholo 8:09 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
I've always wondered why parkes was nicknamed Eric, anyone know?

Swiss. 4:19 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Fester - Konchesky maybe

Dan M 3:43 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
And for the hat trick - http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/8606681/sir-trevor-brooking-talks-merse-and-fenners-through-his-one2eleven

Trev explains his nickname and names a different one for Bonzo.

Dan M 3:38 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Tony Gale - Reggie
Gary Strodder - Max
Tomas Repka - Slobodan (which he absolutely hated apparently)
Wasn't Phil Parkes called Eric at the club, or did I dream it?

Dan M 3:35 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Kevin Keen - Bow
Eamonn Dolan - The Professor
Roger Johnson - The Relegator

m11 3:29 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Answer: cos I look like the bloke from Happy Days?

Monk~koknee 6:09 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
A favourite from a West Ham match day program:

Question: What is your name?
Answer: Steve Potts
Question: What is your nickname?
Answer: Pottsy
Question: Why do they call you that?

Hugh Monteith 5:54 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Lolita


Johnnymac was one of our finest home produced defenders.

I can't remember Andy MALCOLMs nickname

Jaan Kenbrovin 3:37 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Hugh Monteith 2:50 Thu Sep 17

Yeah, POP was Tommy Balloon. Played in the mid 40's. Had a rocket left peg even though he was right footed.

Called him POP as when he had one at goal, it went with a BANG.

Although originally he was called it as he was out injured for 3 years with a subcutaneous cyst.


Little Tim WOZZER was a light footed inside left central fullback from the early 1900's. His surname was actually WOZZER, in them days people were too busy to really nail down a good nick name, sadly he died of exhaustion away whilst on duty in WW1 doing cabaret for troops.

Dr Matt 3:29 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
TC = Titi Camara

Dr Matt 3:26 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Jack Collison

easthambull 3:15 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
Sarge-Paul Goddard

Hugh Monteith 2:50 Thu Sep 17
Re: name these players
nise one Granko,

Psycho was also David CROSS,and do you recall who Sarge was and we all know about Pop eh me son

gank 12:41 Tue Sep 15
Re: name these players
Terminator (Dicks)
Psycho (Pearce)
Hitler (Berkovic)
Bonzo (Bonds)

The White Horse 8:21 Tue Sep 15
Re: name these players
Too easy

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